When Solana and the other Crypto chains come to CARDANO, 

They don't bring their best people,

They're bringing FUD, 

They're bringing HATE, 

JEETERS are going to get crushed, and we are going to get out of snek.fun get bonded and begin to heal our ecosystem. 

We're going to make Cardano Healthy again, because you know theres a lot of negativity right now.

We are going to make Cardano POWERFUL again, they want to see us weak. But we wont allow this. 

and finally,

We are going to make Cardano Great Again! 

When the jeeters said $JERK couldn’t go fast, we said, “Watch this!”

We’re taking $JERK to warp speed. Not slow speed, not regular speed, warp speed. Faster than Solana claims their transactions are, but without the outages! Hail HYDRA!

We’re getting on exchanges, folks. All the exchanges. Small ones, big ones, if they’ll list us, we’re there. They might say, “We don’t need $JERK,” but trust me, they do. They’ll be calling us, begging to list $JERK.

And then, we’re launching merch. Beautiful merch, the best merch you’ve ever seen. Hats, shirts, maybe even socks, because nothing says “making Cardano great again” like a good pair of $JERK socks.

We’re building momentum. Some might say, “Why so much merch? Why so many exchanges?” And we say, “Why not?” You can’t stop $JERK at warp speed. Nobody can.

We MADE it!

Folks, this isn’t just about a coin anymore, it’s about the future. We’re building bots, powerful bots, like our very own Jerkinadar2000. The best bots. Smart bots. Maybe $JERK even becomes an AI tech company for the meme world. Imagine that, a meme revolution powered by AI.

And when the time comes, we’ll hold a vote. A fair vote. A real vote. A fair vote, no disappearing ballots. The Cardano ecosystem decides. $JERK is for the people, by the people. The future is ours, and together, we are going to make cardano great again